Same Old Jokes...

Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road... why?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the Office.

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A Sardarni had 8 sons all named Karan. On asking how she managed to call one in particular.
She replied: That's easy. I call them by their surname !

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Koi Sardarji apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal
garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola:
Lagta hai pahunch gai.

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Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode.
Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.

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What is the full form of singh: S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.

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Angry Sardar-Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga - mita dunga mita dunga.
Another sardar standing besides said mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga.

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Santa singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Banta singh: Post office.

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Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says," break nahi mar sakta tha kya?
Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di..."

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Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar
idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge....think.........
"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"

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A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.

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Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

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Sardarni asks her lover,"Santa dear, if we get engaged, will u give me a ring?"
"Sure" replies santa. "Whats ur phone no?"

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