16 December, 2008

Few More jokes

>Sagaai hui... Shadi Hui... Biwi ghar main aayi... ghar SWARG ban
> gaya... aur main...SWARGWASI...


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> They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is
> love; after marriage it is self-defense

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> It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as
> women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!

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> It takes thousand workers to build a castle , Million soldiers to
> protect a country
> BUT Just ONE woman to make a Happy HOME!
> Let's Thank ......KAAMWALI

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> After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He Chcked 1st
> patient eyes, tongue & ears by Torch
> & finally said BOLE TO.......... TORCH THEEEEK HAI

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> What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a
> positive side!

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> Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.
> Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
> Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!

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> It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
> It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

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> A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
> A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
> A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!

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> Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.
> Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
> Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
> Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch ra ha hoon.

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