>Sagaai hui... Shadi Hui... Biwi ghar main aayi... ghar SWARG ban
> gaya... aur main...SWARGWASI...
> **************************************
> They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is
> love; after marriage it is self-defense
> ***************************************
> It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as
> women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!
> ***************************************
> It takes thousand workers to build a castle , Million soldiers to
> protect a country
> BUT Just ONE woman to make a Happy HOME!
> Let's Thank ......KAAMWALI
> ***************************************
> After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He Chcked 1st
> patient eyes, tongue & ears by Torch
> & finally said BOLE TO.......... TORCH THEEEEK HAI
> ***************************************
> What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a
> positive side!
> ***************************************
> Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.
> Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
> Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!
> ***************************************
> It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
> It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
> ***************************************
> A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
> A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
> A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
> ***************************************
> Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.
> Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
> Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
> Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch ra ha hoon.
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