George meets Rice

George Bush: "Condoleeza! Nice to see you. What's happening?"

Condoleeza Rice:"Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China."

George: "Great. Lay it on me."

Condoleeza: "'Hu is the new leader of China."

George: "That's what I want to know."

Condoleeza: "That's what I'm telling you."

George: "That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?"

Condoleeza: "Yes."

George: "I mean the fellow's name."

Condoleeza: "Hu."

George: "The guy in China."

Condoleeza: "Hu."

George: "The new leader of China ."

Condoleeza: "Hu."

George: "The Chinaman!"

Condoleeza: "Hu is leading China."

George: "Now whaddya' asking me for?"

Condoleeza: "I'm telling you Hu is leading China."

George: "Well, I'm asking you. Who isleading China?"

Condoleeza: "That's the man's name."

George: "That's whose name?"

Condoleeza: "Yes."

George: "Will you or will you not tell me the nameof the new leader of China?"

Condoleeza: "Ya, sir."

George:"Yasir? Yasir Arafat is in China? Ithought he was in the Middle East."

Condoleeza: "That's correct."

George:"Then who is in China ?"

Condoleeza:"Ya, sir."

George: "Yasir is in China?"

Condoleeza:"No, sir."

George:"Then who is?"

Condoleeza:"Ya, sir."

George: "Yasir?"

Condoleeza: "No, sir."

George: "Look, Condoleeza. I need to know thename of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N.on the phone."

Condoleeza:"Kofi?"

George:"No, thanks."

Condoleeza:"You want Kofi?"

George: "No."

Condoleeza:"You don't want Kofi."

George:"No. But now that you mention it, I coulduse a glass of milk. Andthen get me the U.N."
Condoleeza: "Ya, sir."

George:"Not Yasir! The guy at the U.N."

Condoleeza:"Kofi?"

George:"Milk! Will you please make the call?"

Condoleeza:"And call who?"

George:"Who is the guy at the U.N?"

Condoleeza: "Hu is the guy in China."

George: "Will you stay out of China?!"

Condoleeza: "Ya, sir."

George: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just getme the guy at the U.N."

Condoleeza:"Kofi."

George:"All right! With cream and two sugars.Now get on the phone."

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