The mail

* A blonde went to her mail box several times way before it was time for the mailman to make his rounds.A neighbor noticed her repeated trips to the curb and asked if she was waiting for a special delivery."No," she replied, "My computer keeps telling me I have mail."


* A ragged individual was stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.One day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it.Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands withdrew the message."Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."

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