Gates goes to hell

Satan greets Bill Gates: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all Ever. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life.
Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever.

Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tortured.
He then takes him to a massive ground where thousands of people are chased by hungry lions.
Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the finest wine on a table. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC(ofcourse P-4) in the corner.
Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option."

"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room .
Seeing all this an assistant to Mr.Satan shocked. "That was Bill Gates!" cried Assistant. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"

"That's what everyone thinks" laughs Satan.

"The bottle has a hole in it!"

"What about the PC?"

"It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan.

"And keyboard misses three keys,"

"Which three?"

"Control, Alt and Delete."

Apart From this he was given another chance to choose from,
He was again showed three locations.

Firstly, people standing upside down in Mud, Secondly people Sitting on hot iron rod chairs, And the last one having people roaming around the beach with beautiful girls and champagne .

Bill Gates again chooses last location, but when he reaches there, he sees completely different as people were sitting under sun in a lonely desert.

He said "what happened to the beach"
"Oh that, It was a scrennsaver" voice from other end said.

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