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A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher: What are you waiting for?
Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!

Santa – A photographer on a funeral function
Santa is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him. Why?
Each time he took a picture he said "SMILE PLEASE ".

Santa and Banta were looking at mummy in an Egyptian museum
Santa: Bechara! pattiyan hi pattiyan lagi hain...
Kitne chotein lagi hain isko..
Zaroor truck accident mein mara hoga...
Banta: haan, truck ka number bhi likha hai
:- A.D. 1460

SuN: Dear Moon!!!!!! Why dont you come and meet me in daytime??
MooN: Srry...Sir.. ...I've dark circles and sunscreen lotion is not available here!!!!

Q: Why do foreigners are so interested in taking snaps of Poor Indians?
A: To provide inspiring concepts to foreign Dress Designers.

Q: Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

The Sardarji doctor was so afraid of bacteria, that he cooked his ice-cubes before he put them in his drink.

If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?

When the best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called the Oscars. When the best actors are chosen by the people, it's called an election.

Someone has kidnapped the Indian cricket team and demanded Rs 50 crore or else he would burn them with kerosene. Please donate. I have already donated 25 litres.

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