Dead Bodies - Joke

Three bodies turned up at the morgue.
All with smiles on their faces
The coroner calls the police to explain how they
died and what happened.

"First body Frenchman, 60 died of heart failure
while making love to his Mistress
Hence the enormous smile Inspector" Says the
coroner

Second body, Scotsman, 25,won a thousand pounds
on the
Lottery spent it all on whisky.
Drank himself to death =Hence the smile"

The Inspector said "What of the third body?

"Ah" Says the coroner, This is the most unusual
one.
Paddy from Dublin 30,
Struck by lightning
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector?


The coroner replied "Thought he was having his picture taken

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