Types of Farts - Stinky One's

ARROGANT FART= When you think your farts don't stink.

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ASSUALT FART= A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your arse.

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TIRE FART= You can't control the blow out.

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JAIL FART= Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally makes its great escape.

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DONKEY FART= Your ass is the only one that can do it.

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GHOST FART= You can't hear it, you can't see it, and you can't smell it.

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HOME ALONE FART= When you're home alone and a great one is wasted on no one.

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SHOE FART= When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one escapes.

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TANK FART= When you refer to your farts as 'gas'.

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OLD FART= You know how old it is by how bad it smells.

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ALZHEIMER FART= A confused fart that heads the wrong way, and becomes a burp.

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NOT-ME FART= When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around to the person behind you and give a disgusted look and whisper "PIG!"

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