Ajit Robert Jokes

AJIT : Robert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
Robert : Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai.
Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega.
Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Robert : Yes Boss.
AJIT : (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards,
tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai ……

(Scene - Ajit get's hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela.)
AJIT : Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do.
Maikal : Lekin kyon baas?
AJIT : Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise range haathon pakad legi. he he he

(Scene - Robert and Ajit are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs
a hole and water starts coming inside. Robert is perplexed !)
Robert : Boss ab kya hoga ??
AJIT : Robert Ek aur hole bana do, aur ek hole me IN
aur doosre me OUT likh do. Ek hole se paani ander aayega
aur doosre se bahar chala jayega !!

(Scene - Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy.)
AJIT : "Robert, Isss Haramzaade ko social security pe daal do.
Saale ko Society jeene nahin degi aur security marne nahin deg

Bob : Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon, mujhe headek ho raha hai.
AJIT :Bewakoof………Abe head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padegaa.!

(Scene - Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy.)
AJIT : "Robert, Ise varnish mein daal do,
saala mar bhi jaayega aur finish bhi ho jaayega.

AJIT : Robert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Compooter laga do aur
debugger istarrt kar do.
Robert : Lekin kyoon, baas?
AJIT : Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge.

(Scene - Ajit thoroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling's typing.)
AJIT : Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.
Robert : Magar kyoon baas ?
AJIT : Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.

Robert : Boss, mere teen bacche hue. Unko kya naam doon?
AJIT : Ek ka naam rakhna Peter, doosre ka Maikal,
aur teesre ka Cha Ling Chu.
Robert : Par Cha Ling Chu kyoon?
AJIT : Bewakoof, duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai!

(Scene - Robert gets a sidey to Ajit.)
Robert : Boss, humne sidey ko pakad liya
AJIT : Ise maar ke pulees station ke saamne rakh do. Aur iske badan par ek sui chubha do.
Robert : Par sui kyon, baass!
AJIT : Bewakoof! Pulees yeh samjhegi ki sui-cide hua hai!

Robert : Boss , Sona kahan hai ? ( Where is the Gold ? )
AJIT : Kahin par bhi so jao Robert !!

Maikal : Baaas, yeh aadmi to kuch bol hi nahin raha hai. Kya karen ?
Ajit : Ise revaalving chair mein daal do.
Pata chal jaayega chakkar kya hai.

AJIT : Maikal, ise liquid helium mein daal ke 440 V pass kar do.
Phir yeh superconductor ban jaayega, aur zindagi bhar ticket kaat-ta reh jaayega.

AJIT : "Robert, Harshad Mehta the Bull ka stool test karaao"
"Kyon boss?"
"Pata to chale akhir ye Bullshit kya hota hai"

AJIT : Mona daarrling, tum Toni ke saath ghuumna band kar do, nahin to bahut MonaToni ho jayegee…

AJIT : Robert, isey peekak paisan pila do, yeh more sey no-more ho jayegaa…

AJIT : Robert, isey thodi shampane pila do, paheley shame sey, phir pane sey mar jayegaa…

AJIT : Robert is ko liquid oxygen may daal do !
Liquid issay jeenay nahi day gaa, oxygen issay marnay nahi day gaa!

AJIT: Raabert, isko Great Wall of China le jaakar phansi mein laga do, great 'wall hanging' ban jayegi.

Boss: Raabert!
Robert: Yes, bass?
Boss: Yeh "bus" mein kuch hawa daal do.
Robert: Lekin, kyon bass?
Boss: Yeh bus "Airbus" ban jayega

Ajeet : Raabutt, use TNT se uda do !
Robert : Lekin baas, TNT kyon, dynamite kyon nahin ?
Ajeet : Bevokoof, is-se yeh NTT se nan-NTT ban jayega

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