The Ultimates :D

Ek baar ek hathi (male) aur ek machhar (female) mein pyaar ho jata hai.
Dono ka affair bahut dino tak chalta hai. Sab log bate karne lagte
hain.
Akhir sharmakar, machhar hathi se bolti hain ki abhi apun dono ko
shaadi kar leni chahiye...duniya wale bahut bate karne lage hain...mera
jeena mushkil ho gaya hain. Abhi dono ko bhagkar shaadi karni hai...isliye
dono Marriage Registrar ke yahan application dete hain aur ek mahine
baad registered marriage karte hain...Abhi dono honeymoon ka plan karte
hain...Dono Kerala jate hai (with Kesari Tours)...
Honeymoon hone ke baad jab durse din subah hathi ki aakh khulti hain to
dektha hain ki bechari machhar mar gayi hain...yes...she is dead...
Now the question for you is
"Kyon?"
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> >> > >>Because, hathi raat ko "Good Night" laga ke sota hain. Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha
What were you thinking...

Wife: Why are you home so early?
Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

*"Honey, when we get married, I'll be there to share all your troubles
and sorrows.";
"But I don't have any, my love."
"I said, when we get married"

* American: In our country, marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with female

* When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God
doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness

* On the first day of marriage, the husband is treated like god... after
that the letters reversed ( dog )

* The 3 fastest means of communication:
Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

* A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found
a woman just like mother!"
His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?";


Equations:
1. SSC + HSC + BTech + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT
2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.
3. One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally
since 1896
4. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.
5. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in
Jurassic park.
6. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand +
Canada = a 4 minute
song in Hindi movie.
7. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability +
personality + own
production company = Kajol
8. Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's
favorite serials.
9. Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega
Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR.

10. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent =
Abhishek Bachchan
11. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David
Dhawan
12. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda
13. 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan
14. 1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk =
Sanjay Dutt
15. 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol
16. One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding
songs + Four hundred
Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace =
One sooraj Barjataya
Film
17.... And this last one is for you..........
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. Software Engineer + No Work = Mail Forwards :

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