SMS Freaks

Life me hamesha
Haste raho,
Muskurate raho,
Gaate raho,
Gungunate raho
Taki tumhe dekhte hi
log samajh jayen k tum
'UNMARRIED' ho.
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Waqt ki ho doop ya ho tez aandiya,
kuch kadmo k nishan kabi nahi khote.
Jinhe yaad karke muskura de aankhen,
wo log door hokar b door nahi hote.
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World's best saying by Henry Ford:
Progress isn't made by
early risers or hard workers.
But by LAZY people,
trying to find easier ways
to do the same.
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Take ur cell,wash it,
cut it in small pcs,
fry it,add salt in it.
Now mobile pickle is ready.
Msg to aapse hote nhi,
to cell ka Aachar hi dal lo.
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X'cuse me,
agar aap abhi soye nahi ho
aur msg padh rahe ho
to "GoodNight".
Aur agar aap so gaye ho
aur msg subah padoge
to fir "GoodMorning".
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A very wise saying:
If you don't succeed at first,
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Erase the proof that you ever tried.
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Subah subah suraj ka sath ho,
parindon ki aawaj ho,
hath mein chaye or yaado me aap ho,
us khush numa subah ki kya bat ho.
GOOD MORNING & HAVE A NICE DAY.
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For all d students in last year of their clg like me:
One fine day,
all of us wil get busy with our lives,
long working hours,
no more classes,lectures, friends and sms,
won't have time for ourselves.
At such a day,
u'll look outside ur window
and see the good old memories flash u by
and u'll get a smile with a tear in ur eyes
and u'll turn back to ur work
thinkin I wish I could go back.
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Mohabbat me kya imtihaan aa gya,
roj haste hue chehre ko udas bana diya.
Kabhi lutate the ham mohabbat yun hi,
aaj khuda ne hame hi mohabbat ka mohtaj bana dia.
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Zindagi ki raho pe jab aage jaoge,
Peeche ek saya tum hardam paoge,
Mudke dekhoge to tanhai hogi,
Agar mahsoos karoge to humko paoge.
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Ae dil na dhadak itni zor se,
Kahin awaaz unhe sun na jaye.
Vo dhadkno ki zuban samajhane lage hai,
Kahin dil ke raaz khul na jaye.
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EXam's song:
"Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student saare jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
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The trouble with a Rat race
is that even if u win,
u are still a Rat.
So Always run with Lions.
No matter even if u r defeated,
u are still a Lion.
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Kisi ko meri yaad aye ek arsa hua,
koi hai hairan to koi tarsa hua.
Is tarah khamosh hain ye dil ye aankhe meri,
Jaise khamosh ho koi badal barsa hua.
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Phool gir jate hai,
jab ap aate ho.
Phool gir jate hai,
jab ap jate ho,
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aji zra dhyan se chala kro,
gamlon se kyo takrate ho???
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A man found his wife having affair with a guy.
He decided 2 kill himself & his wife.
Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola-
tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai!

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