Marriage SMS

Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Galfriends r like chocolates, taste gud anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice

Two types of people in the world:- Some who are HAPPY. Others who are MARRIED. .....Think again.....

Here's to my bride: she knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same.

May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.

To the Bride and Groom - live life to the fullest and remember, this is the first day of the rest of your life...

Dear [bride's name],
Isn't it quite funny how History repeats itself?
[Bride's Age] years ago your Mother and Father were putting you to bed with a dummy...and now it's happening all over again

Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. – Socrates

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

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