- she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
- she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
- she asked me what yield meant. I said "Slow down" and she said "What... does.... yield... mean?"
- she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it.
- she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.
- she climbed a chain link fence to see what was on the other side.
- she failed a survey.
- she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
- she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building, but she got lost on the way down. .
- she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
- I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she was doing, and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it.
- Guess who could she be .... definitely a BLOND :)
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