If Only Life Were Like a Computer

If Only Life Were Like a Computer


* If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" - and start all over!
* To get your daily exercise, you'd just click on "Run"!
* If you needed a break from life, you'd click on "Suspend"; then, you'd "Hit any key" when you were ready to resume your regular activities.
* To get even with the neighbors, you'd turn up the Sound Blaster.
* To add/remove someone in your life, you'd click on Settings and Control Panel.
* To improve your appearance, you could adjust the Display settings.
* If life got too noisy, you could turn off the speakers.
* Whenever you misplaced your car keys, you'd click on "Find."
* "Help" with the chores would be just a click away.
* Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary: You'd simply use your handy retrieval diskette to recover from a crash.
* And, any time you wanted to, you'd click on "SEND NOW" - and a fresh, hot pizza would soon be on its way to your door!

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