SMS to Laugh

1) Whats the diff between gandhi, musharraf & lalu? gandhi-didnt know whats
lie, musharraf doesnt know whats truth & lalu doesnt know the difference






2) Bindaas sone ka, rapchik sapne dekhne ka, Bhoot se nahi darne ka, bole
to..aaina nahi dekhne ka.. GOOD NITE..






3) Are u a high scoring student?


Bored of gettin gud marks?

join M.S.UNIVERSITY. .
aur fark dekhiye sirf 3 saalon me..
marks se nomarks...
ab sach mein posible!






4) If i wud b a painter u will b my painting. If i wud b a author u will b my
novel. If i wud b a poet u will b my poem but unfortunatly i m a cartoonist






5) "Boyfrnds" r like "Paanipuri" always tasty. "Lovers" r like "Pizzas" hot n
spicy."husbnds" r lik"Dal Chawal"no othr option but good 4 health & wealth.






6) A young man tries to talk to a young girl......., I HAVE SEEN YOU SOMEWHERE,
the girl replied, "QUIET POSSIBLE I AM NURSE IN MENTAL HOSPITAL".






7) Vada to nahi karte dosti nibhayenge, Kosish yahi rahegi apko nahi satayen‘ge.
Zaroorat pade to dilse pukarna hame, Hagte bhi rahe to bina dhoye aayen‘ge!






8) Ultimate thought:
if more than one mouse is mice; then more than one spouse is?



SPICE ! ;)






9) What is Marriage?
Ans: 1st yr: Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha na jaye

2yr:TVS-Meelo chalti muskan

3yr:KINETIC- Sabki hawa nikal de

4yr CHLORMINT-Dubara mat puchna!!






10) Teacher-can u define the word lecturer for me student- lecturer is a person
who has a bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping.

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