20 June, 2007

Life Before Computers

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
And a keyboard was on a piano!
animated keyboard
Memory was something that you lost with age
And a CD was a bank account
And if you had a corrupted disk
It would hurt when you found out!
back pain
Compress was what you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while!
animated floppy disk
Log on was adding wood to a fire
A hard drive was a trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to the commode!
mouse pad - mouse eating cheez
Cutting, you did with a pocket knife,
Pasting, you did with glue.
The Web was where a spider lived
And a virus was the flu!
fever due to computer

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