Great Santa

Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai.
Ab suraj ko hi dekh lo-
Aata hai Usha ke saath,
Rehta hai Kiran ke saath,
Aur jaata hai Sandhya ke saath!

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Mad dog is chasing a Santa. The Santa laughs while running. Know why?
He says mera mobile to Airtel hai phir bhi Hutch ka network follow kar
raha hai.

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A for apple. B for bada apple. C for chota apple. D for dusra apple. E
for ek aur apple. F for fokat ka apple. G for gol apple. H for ho gaya na pet kharab khake itne apple.

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The positive thinking poem.
Little birdy in the sky,
You look up and it shits in your eye.
You don't mind and you don't cry,
You just thank God that cows don't fly.

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Santa Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee
Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu?
Santa Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00

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Santa went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am
Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney.

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Santa 2 Salesman, I Need Pink curtains for my computer.
Salesman Santa Computer Doesnt Need Curtains.
Santa: Oye i have windows installed.

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Nurse: Santa Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!!
Santa: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga

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Safed Sari Par Tum Lal Bindi Lagati Ho,
Khuda Kasam Ambulance Nazar Aati Ho,
Vo Ghayal Ko Lekar Jati Hai,
Tum Ghayal Kar Jati Ho!!!

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Why does Santa open his lunch box while Walking on the road?
To Check if he is going to work or Coming Back

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