Latesht SMS

Teacher'pyar aur ishq mein kya farak hai?
Student'- sir pyar woh hai jo aap apni beti se karte hain aur ishq woh hai jo main aapki beti se karta hoon.....!


Q: why do boys go 2 temples?
Ans: coz temple is d only place wr u can find
Pooja
Bhawana
Shrdha
Aarti
Archna
Aradhna
Laxmi
sarswati
Shanti


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SO rahe ho KYA?
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GHOORO MAT
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AAKHE KHOLO
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DONO KHOLO
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CHALO sms bhejo


Vishvas rakhna meri dosti par, hum aakhir tak dosti nibhayenge, jarurt padi agar dosti mein imtihan dene ki to..
tum imtehan dena hum parchi fekne ayenge...


Mallika Sherawat went to a shop in a two piece swimming costume
Guard, "Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed..."
Mallika, "Kaunsa utaroon ?"


Agar apko lagta hai ki aap beautiful hain, smart hain,
charming hain to
kutta paliye,
billi paliye,
sher paliye,
magar galat FAIMI MAT PALIYE


Haryanvi Jaat riding a cycle & hits a girl. Girl: Ghanti nahi maari jaati kya? Jaat: Re chhori baawli dikhe? Poori cycle maar di ib ghanti alag se maru ke.


Doge to muskura kam se kam aap par hai bheja sms yeh jisne nikaloge gaaliyan ko samajhdar us aap baad ke padne ko sms is.
CONFUSED NA:-niche se upar padho.


MIL GAYA
OYE,
MIL GAYA.
OYE,OYE,
OYE...
MIL GAYA...
OYE,
MIL GAYA
OYE...
MIL GYA...
OHO OH
Apna kam chad k mera msg padhan wala mil gaya..


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main ja laha hu
Kisiko meli
yad nahi ati..Koi sms hi nhi kalta...


Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha, Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na raha,Is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!kal ho na ho..aj tu hai…aaj ho na ho…ya pel tu hay..ya pal ho na ho..hum tu hian…hum ho na ho..humari dosti tu hay…


Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana.. ager wo so rahi ho tu shor mat machana, jab wo jage tu dheere say MUSKURANA phir khana KUNJUS sms karoo!

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