Jokes and One liners

Patient to Doc: Aap ne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai,
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi

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Student: Sir, kya aap mujhe ik aise kaam ki saza dainge jo maine nahi kiya."
Teacher: Nahi, main aisa kyu karunga bhala.
Student: Shukriya sir, baat ye hai ki aaj main nay homework nahi kiya

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A fat Sardar visits dietitian.
Doctor said: run 8 kms for 300 days.
After 300 days Sardar phoned: I am slimmer but I am
2400 kms away from home.

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American: we are the first on Moon.
Sardar: we are the first on Sun.
American asks in shock , : U cant land on sun, u'll burn.
Sardar: we are not stupid, we go at night.

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One Liners

Maalik Ki Gaadi Driver Ka Paseena - Chalti Hai Road Par Ban Kar Haseena

Buri Nazar Wale, Tera Moonh Kala

Mera Pakistan Mahan (Lekin Janta Pareshan)

Qismat Aazma Chuka, Muqadar Aazma Raha Hoon - Aik Baywafa Kay Kahtir Riksha Chala Raha Hoon

Chandni Raat Beeti Jaa Rahi Hai - Ullu Ki Patthi, Too Ab A Rahi Hai

Kabhee Side Say Aatee Ho Kabhee Peechay Say Aatee Ho - Meree Jaan Horn Day Day Kar Mujhay Tum Kyon Satateey Ho

Maan Ki Dua Jannat Ki Hawa - Maan Ki Bud-Dua Ja Beta Rickshaw Chala

Pappu Yaar Tang Na Ker!

Zehreeli Nagan

Koi Jal Gaya, Kisi Nai Dua Di

Quaid-E-Azam Nay Farmaya - Tu Chal, Main Aayaa

Main Phir Aaon Ga

Tapar Hai To Paar Kar Warna Bardaasht Kar

Maan Ki Dua, Baap Ka Chamaat

Dekh Magar Pyar Se!

Khatharnaak Rambo

Horn Day Ker Paas Kerain

Chal Dhanno

Phir Milayngay

Akhri Shahzada

Tera Jadoo Chal Gya

Hosh Ker Kherghosh

Wo Dekho Mastani Ja Rahi Hay

Khuda Keray Haseenoo Ke Baap Mar Jeyeen - Maut Ka Bahana Ho Hum Un Ke Ghar Jeyeen

Abey Kambakath Aisa Soochna Bhi Paap Hoga - Kissi Rooz Tu Bhi Kissi Haseen Ka Baap Hoga

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