Real PJ's

*** Tamil Jokes***

Q : How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu ?
A : Ready....Steady. ....PO.

Q : What do you call a really colourful Tamilian ?
A : Rangamannar Rangarajan.

***Sindhi Jokes***

Q : A Sindhi Painter ?
A : Sada-rangani.

Q : A Sindhi Chef ?
A : Papadmull Kukreja.

Q : A Sindhi Electrician ?
A : Voltram Bijlani.

Q : A Sindhi Milkman ?
A : Gopal Dudeja.

Q : A Sindhi Pest Control Contractor ?
A : Khatmull Marwani.

Q : A Sindhi Casanova ?
A : Prem Kissinchandani.

Q : A Sindhi Fire-Engine ?
A : Bhambhani.

Q : A Sindhi Detergent ?
A : Neelam Rin-Dani.

Q : A Sindhi Postman ?
A : Mailwani.

Q : A Communist Sindhi ?
A : Karl Lal-wani.

Q : A Fashionable Sindhi ?
A : Jogio Armani or Primlani.

Q : A Heroic Sindhi Soldier ?
A : Hiroo Sipahimalani.

Q : A Forgetful Sindhi ?
A : Bhulo Bhulchandani.

Q : A Sindhi Fly ?
A : Makhija.

**** Maharashtrian Jokes***

Q : What is a gay Maharashtrian called ?
A : Deccan Queen (dakkan queen)

Q : What did Bruce Lee say to the Maharashtrian ?
A : Tumhi Marathe, Aamhi Karate.

***Gujju Jokes***

Q : Why does the Gujju go to London ?
A : To see his Big Ben.

Q : Why did the visitor to the Gujju ho! me run away when he was
offered tea
A : Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes (snacks) with it.

Q : What did the Gujju mean when he said," Maro dikro STATES ma
gayo ?
A : His son failed in statistics.

Q : Maro dikro Dubai gayo ?
A : My son drowned.

Q : Which programs do gujjus couples love to watch on TV ?
A : Be-watch. (Baywatch, Be in gujju is 2)


***Sardar Jokes***

Q : Khalistan's national song ?
A : Bande marte hum.

Q : A female Khalistan terrorist ?
A : Hard Kaur.

Q : A famous Khalistani profession ?
A : Jarnailism.

****Malayalee Jokes****

All Malayalees. please excuse!

Pronounce all words just as it is! written

* What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?
IngumDax

* Where did the Malayali study?
In the ko-liage.

* Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
He is very bissi.

* Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.

* Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.

* What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.


* How does a Malayali spell moon?
MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yem

* What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto

*! And for! cargo?
A Loree

>! > * Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?
A Malaya-Lee of coarse.

* Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say 'KEEP QUWAIT'
'KEEP
QUWAIT'

Q : What do you call an amazing Malayalee ?
A : Pheno Menon.


Q : Why did the Malayalee cross the road ?
A : To join the trade union on the other side.

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