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If Only Life Were Like a Computer * If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" - and start all over! * To get your daily exercise, you'd just click on "Run"! * If you needed a break from life, you'd click on "Suspend"; then, you'd "Hit any key" when you were ready to resume your regular activities. * To get even with the neighbors, you'd turn up the Sound Blaster. * To add/remove someone in your life, you'd click on Settings and Control Panel. * To improve your appearance, you could adjust the Display settings. * If life got too noisy, you could turn off the speakers. * Whenever you misplaced your car keys, you'd click on "Find." * "Help" with the chores would be just a click away. * Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary: You'd simply use your handy retrieval diskette to recover from a crash. * And, any time you wanted to, you'd click on "SEND NOW" - and a fresh, hot pizza would soon be on its way to your door!