Really Bad PJ's

what is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
wandaring how?
thats bcoz....
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..

who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
..........sita with ravan

wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
.......Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya

wht do u call a really colourful tamilian???
Ans: Rangamannar rangrajan

n elephant falls in luv wid n Ant.but Ant's parents r against their marrige...guess y??
they gave a solid reason...**Ladke k daant bahar hain**

ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..
......kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..

Full form of MATHS?
Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students...

what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
Ans: hasina

Q: What did the lonely banana say?
A: I'm a"kela".

Q: What did the green peas say?
A: Nothing. They just "mutter"Ed.

Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
A: "Aaloo? "

Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out?
A: In the Gobi desert.

Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
A: Why do " phools" fall in love?

Q: What did the fat car say?
A: I`m a "mota"car.

Q: What did the confused egg say?
A: I don't "unda"-stand.

Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
A: "Jhinga" Bells.

Q: What did the half eaten naan say?
A: I wish I was "puri".

Q: What did the lonely potato sing?
A: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?"

Q: What language do carrots speak?
A: Gajar-ati.

Q: What do you call an almost bald poet?
A: I-bal.

Dis ij DA funkiest...
Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it would move?
A: Pizza - "HUT"

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