Ultimate PJ's

Once upon a time... In a village, there came a lion & started troubling villagers. Being frustrated because of the lion, people decide to take some action. They decide that after 6:00 'O'clock in the evening everybody will return home and lock the doors from inside. The trick works, lion comes
and finds nothing.

Second day also it comes and sees the same thing everywhere! It happens for two-three nights.

Then finally one day, the frustrated lion comes and lock all the doors from outside and goes back into the forest.

Now suggest some good title for the story!

Reminder: You are asked to suggest the title of the story and not the
moral.....

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Sher-Lock Homes!!!


WHAT THAT LION WILL BE CALLED, IF HE SITS ON THE ROCK????????
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AUR SOCHO.
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OK.
HERE IS DA ANSWER.
'SHER-ON-STONE'


sony TV pe woh kaun sa serial aata tha jo pehle paas bulata hai aur baad me hakaal deta hai????
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ANS- AAHAT (AA-HAT!!)


Question: An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But the she-elephant went and got married to some other elephant. So our elephant was very Depressed. One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took him to a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a see-saw, but the see-saw broke. Now, which song would our hero sing?

Ans: "See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai."


hritik:- Aaj mere pas bunglow hai,gadi hai,wife hai, paisa hai, shan shaukat hai tere pas kya hai.
abhishek bacchan:- mere bap ke sir pe baal hai..



wat is Jayawardane's fan club called??
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Mahela Mandal...


man is going 2 a factory... another man asks him...
1st: kyu bhai...kahan jaa raha hai???
2nd: main kaarkhane ja raha hoon..
1st: abe yaar, itni badi CAR kaise khayega tu???



Cont... of rabbit n tortoise
now rabbit gets angry, he uses all his sources to get into the same college where the tortoise is into, finally he gets into the college by management quota,
now tortoise completes his engg in 4 yrs but rabbit takes 5 yrs. why?




why?



why?




why????



why??





why?










Answer: rabbit takes admission into architecture.
explanation for dumbos: architecture courses of 5yrs




sher...
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maa kasam ghalib ne aisa sher mara....
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maa kasam ghalib ne aisa sher mara.....
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k sherni vidhwa ho gai!!!




whats the volume of a guy who just lost his memory?

1/3*pi*r^2*h. ...

why?

because he repeats...

"main cone(kaun) hun?"






WHEN LION ROARS LOUDLY WHAT WILL HAPPEN????




?????GUESS


????GUESS HARDER


NO GUESS???


TOM & JERRY STARTS......





why did ramu throw butter from the window???

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simple....

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he wanted to see the butter-fly!! !!!!




what did the priest say when the village got flooded?

God DAM it




wotday call LISA RAY's dad???
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guess???
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.BAAP RAY!!!!
AND HER GRAND PA??????
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BAAP RAY BAAP!!!!!



which is the fruit, which if lies down, turns into non-veg.
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A. Mango. when it lies down, it is called 'aam-late'...




Koi bachhi agar Kg pass karke niklegi to wo kya bolegi?
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Kg kiya re..
Kg kiya re..




Once the parrot stepped on the elephant n the elephant died...
how come...
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coz...
the elephant's name was parrot n the parrot's name waz elephant...





Once there is a couple sittin on the stairs and gazing into each others eyes!! suddenly they find themselves in the middle of the desert. why???
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Ans:- Aakhon hi aakhon me ishara ho gaya .... baithe baithe JEENE ka SAHARA ho gaya !!!

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One liners

Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"
Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."


"What did one ghost say to another?"
"Do you believe in people?"


My friend has a fine watch dog.
At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.


They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.


"Room Service? Can you send up a towel?"
"Please wait someone else is using it."


When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.


"Where did you get those big eyes?"
"They came with the face."


I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls .


But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.


It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!


"Look, guide, here are some lion tracks."
"Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."


"Do you think I"ll lose my looks as I get older?"
"Yes if you're lucky."


A modern artist is one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth.


"Has there been any insanity in your family?"
"Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss."


I was thinking of becoming a doctor.
I have the handwriting for it.


"My wife doesn't know what she wants."
"You're lucky. My wife does."


We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me.


"What do use for washing dishes?"
"Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best."


"Why don't you give your husband a divorce?"
"What, I have lived with him for ten years and now I should make him happy?"


"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"
"I ought to be able to. I've had 12 different jobs in four months."

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Jhoom barabar jhoom

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TV Queen

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How God Created the Computer

In the beginning, God created the bit. And the bit was a zero; nothing.

On the first day, He toggled the 0 to 1, and the Universe was. (In those days, bootstrap loaders were simple, and "active low" signals didn't yet exist.)

On the second day, God's boss wanted a demo, and tried to read the bit. This being volatile memory, the bit reverted to a 0. And the universe wasn't.
God learned the importance of backups and memory refresh, and spent the rest of the day ( and his first all-nighter ) reconstructing the universe.

On the third day, the bit cried "Oh, Lord! If you exist, give me a sign!" And God created rev 2.0 of the bit, even better than the original prototype. Those in Universe Marketing immediately realized the the "new and improved" wouldn't do justice to such a grand and glorious creation. And so it was dubbed the Most Significant Bit, or the Sign bit. Many bits followed, but only one was so honored.

On the fourth day, God created a simple ALU with 'add' and 'logical shift' instructions. And the original bit discovered that by performing a single shift instruction, it could become the Most Significant Bit.
And God realized the importance of computer security.

On the fifth day, God created the first mid-life kicker, rev 2.0 of the ALU, with wonderful features, and said "Screw that add and shift stuff. Go forth and multiply."
And God saw that it was good.

On the sixth day, God got a bit overconfident, and invented pipelines, register hazards, optimizing compilers, crosstalk, restartable instructions, microinterrupts, race conditions, and propagation delays. Historians have used this to convincingly argue that the sixth day must have been a Monday.
On the seventh day, an engineering change introduced UNIX into the Universe, and it hasn't worked right since.

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