SMS Jokes

Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai,
Chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
Phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon as STYle hai

Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..
Dil deker dard Lena ki Ada koi humse seekhey..
Kuch na deker Dil Lena koi unse seekhey..
SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey

Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!

*Meri taraf say apko 1 "PAPPI "
Apki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
Batau Q?
Aaj hi mere "DOGGY" NE 10 " PAPPI" ko janam dia hai!

Meri yaad aye: yaad karo.
Zyada aye : sms Karo.
Ussey zyada aye : phone karo
Ussey bhi zyada aye to millo
Ager ussey bhi zyada aaye to ..
Plz jhoot bolna band karo

Kya ker rahay ho?
Bussy ho?
Kitna bussy ho?
Ager kum ho to message kyun nahi karte ho?
Ager ziyada ho to message kyun pad rahy ho ?

Sms,sms,sms, sms,sms,sms, sms,sms,sms, sms,sms,sms, sms,sms,sms, sms,
Kya aap ko kisi nay aaj tak itnay sms bheje hain?

Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But there's always Time for Me 2 disturb You

Jam kadwa hai magar itna nahi ki pia na jaye,
Zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi ki jia na jaye,
Sms karny per paise lagty hain
Magar itney nahi ki kia na jaye ;)