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Bang your head with these PJs

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Bataaon Kaise?

Bataaon Bataaon!

ahi Pata?!!

Are
Galati se!!!!!!!!!! !

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zindegi ek paheli hai...
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scroll karne se solve nahi hogi....


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Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki.

shivji khush .

Prakat hue ...

bole ...

maang kya chahiye tujhey !

bakth utha ...

bole shivji ...

mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do !

shivji bole kaisa gadha hai ?

unhone kaha tuney badi achchi tapsya ki hai ...

kuch bada maang !

wo fir bola ... nahi ji ..mujhey to aap guitar hi do
shivji ne phir samajhaya .. kuch dhang ka maang ... !

par wo to ada hi hua tha ... bola nahi ... aap to mujhey guitar hi do !

shivji usey bade pyaar se samjhane lage ... bole ..

kuch aur maang .. guitar

na maang ..

wo bola ... nahi nahi nahi !! mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye ... ab

shivji gussey main aa gaye ... boley ,(scroll down)

agar guitar mere paas hota to main ye damaru kyo bajata :)


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1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution

=

Heart Attack

Matlab

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DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!

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What's the opposite of "Dominoes"?? ?

think
think
think
think

tired of thinking???

Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"

Whats the oppo site of "Pizza Hut"

okei don't kill me "Pizza Hutna math"

ok whats the opp of venky's..

venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)


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A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead.

"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.

The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.

"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."

The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss.

By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD
YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK!

WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"

"Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."

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A guy is traveling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take a bath,
but he hasn?t got a soap and there is no water anywhere around?

what can he do?


He will integrate his d-lux car to get Lux + c (constant of integration)
Using the lux soap he will take bath in the ?c?.

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one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile
his call gets cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on
talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married.
what MORAL do u get???


An IDEA can change your wife.

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ek baar teen ants ja rahi thee.......
to unhein cheenee(sugar) ki bori milti hai, toh pehli doo cheenti to usmein
se cheenee ke dane utha leti hei but ek nahi uthati batao kyu ..........


kyunki
Kyunki

use sugar ki beemari thee


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ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge .......

sweets nope

salt nopes

think
think

are yaar
birla white cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hei.......



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whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping
from 10th floor?

former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)


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Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange?

socho socho

the answer is ..........
They Both Are Not a Banana !!

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